The Pony Kid Seat is...interesting?

The Pony Kid Seat is bizarre. It doesn't rock, it doesn't have a face, and it doesn't have wheels. It just kind of stands in the middle of the room. Watching you. Watching you watching it. The thing gives me the creeps, to be honest. It's a molded foam body with stretch fabric over it and you can get it in a variety of colors for your viewing pleasure. Your kids can climb on it and I guess just sit there. One minute I think it's pretty cute, and the next I'm scared of it. It seems like it's judging me, asking why I would pay over $2,000 for a horse that doesn't rock, and doesn't even have eyes.

I have no answer. I could say it reminds me of what would happen if Edward Scissorhands ever got bored with topiary, but I don't think it would listen. I'm half tempted to buy five or so and make a little Pony Seat army; now that would be scary. Is this art, is it furniture, or is it a toy? Maybe it's a riddle?