Rattle-N-Roll adds some punch to your birth announcements

Nothing makes me feel older than going to a rock concert these days. All those kids under twenty, and all I want to do is scream at everyone to turn it down.

Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but how can I combine my love for my kids with my youth wasted at shady clubs listening to bad music? I got it, Rattle-N-Roll! Why can't having a baby be as cool as going to a good show? This company will make you customized handbills for birth announcements or birthday party invitations, styled after posters for rock concerts.

What a great idea! I'm lucky enough to have some kids who have a deep love for anything with a good backbeat, and I think the whole family will get a kick out of this. Okay, maybe not my grandparents, but if this is what it takes to get a little Rock n' Roll style subversion back in my life, so be it.