The Dress-up Mice may actually give you too many choices

Sometimes you just need to relax and play dress up with a couple of mice. I wish I was joking, but this is one of those toy sets that I'm too scared to buy; I'm sure that my better half would steal them and spend her days dressing the mice in all their different outfits while giggling madly to herself. You see, she is utterly obsessed with mice. She gave me the link to the Dress-Up Mice because of this love, with the unspoken assumption that I would buy them. Of course, I'm declining. I doubt the mice would ever reach the children.

Plus, while there are eight complete outfits, they would never be used together. You'd get a mouse with a shirt that didn't match his pants, and of course the tie would be put on an outfit that had no business including a tie. I would find the mice everywhere, mocking me with Jess' mad creations. I just don't need that kind of unsettling mouse-dressing activity in my life. I drink too much coffee, my nerves are shot after trying to potty-train our daughter, and oddly dressed mice may in fact push me over the edge.