White Stork

It's the treasured first image of your baby, but if you're like us, none of your friends and family will be able to make head or tail of your foetal scan picture. "Look, it's quite clear," I used to say, waving it in front of them, "That's the head right there. I think she's got my nose". But to everyone else, it was no more readable than a piece of abstract art.

Given that, then, why not make it a piece of art? Months before you'll be in possession of any actual baby pictures, White Stork offers the chance to transfer the image onto canvas and tint it to match your furnishings. And while your visitors may say, 'Nice...er...aerial view of the Thames Basin? Rorschach blot? Close-up of an amoeba?', at least you'll know different.