The bath Blaster Soapsicles make for an out of the world bath

We have a hard enough time keeping things out of the mouths of small children, but these Bath Blaster Soapsicles look great. You can fly the space ships around the bathtub and they come in two different color/scent combinations, but look close enough to candy to make the creators include a stern warning against consumption.

They don't keep many in stock, but with a seven to ten day wait you can order as much as you want. I have a thing for rocket pops, so I'm worried I may one day wonder why my candy tastes like soap and conversely why my body is so sticky after my shower...