"Things will never be the same again" onesies - like you need telling

So, you're thinking: 'There's a dribbling being in my arms, my body has changed beyond all recognition, and I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks: do I really need my baby's onesie to be reminding me that Things Will Never Be the Same Again?'

And yet, there's something about the message -brought to you on organic, fairtrade cotton, printed with low-impact dyes - that I do find rather endearing. And I'm not normally one for the slogan t-shirts. Well, let's face it, with the sleep deprivation and all, you do need reminding of the obvious, sometimes.