Knee-rider

Parenthood puts you in a lot of embarrassing situations, but I reached an all-time low for myself in a recent toddler swimming lesson. The teacher had us all astride foam noodles, bouncing up the pool with our children seated in front of us, singing Horsey, horsey, don't you stop....
In a glass-sided pool. I fully expected to look up and see everyone I knew laughing and pointing as we went.

Now you can bring the same level of humiliation to your own home, by providing baby with a Knee Rider - a cushion you strap over your knee to make a furry horse to ride. There's even a clip-clop sound effect. Kids, I'm sure, will love it - but the most fun you'll extract out of it is keeping it for when unsuspecting friends and family visit, and getting them to experience the full depths of parental embarrassment for themselves.

Available for sale at the link provided above, or, in the UK, via Great Kids' Toys.