Least Likely to Breed

You have to laugh at the packaging of these fun tins full of useful ointments from Least Likely to Breed. With such attitude and tongue-in-cheek names - "Roid Rage", "Tough Titties Nipple Rub" - they remind you that being a new parent isn't all glamorous on your body, but we can definitely poke fun at it. All fun aside, these ointments contain soothing essential oils, aloe, beeswax and lanolin.

For a limited time only, Roid Rage is packaged in a lux, art deco style tin featuring Swarovski crystals and encased in a black velvet box. They call it their "push present" and advise scrupulous timing, if you know what I mean.