For aspiring rockstars - bi-coloured tights

I must admit that these bi-coloured tights from Pop-up Shop [PDF] immediately reminded me of something Freddie Mercury from Queen would wear: indeed, did he not have a jumpsuit patterned just the same way, half black, half white? As I recall, it had the strange effect of making one of his legs looks much narrower than the other, rather unsettlingly.

Freddie Mercury and your young child have one thing in common: a lack of inhibition. So, heck, why not embrace it while you can, and if your child - male or female - likes this look, go for it! Never again will they have the freedom to walk down the street wearing anything half so ludicrous or frivolous.