So, I guess the Bon Jovi fans all became parents...

Once I had picked myself off the floor from laughing, I realised that the limited edition Rock Star Baby line from Birkenstock, designed by Tico Torres of Bon Jovi, could have been a lot worse.

I mean, sure, they include what is fast becoming the epitome of naff, the Swarovski crystal, and honestly, isn't the whole concept just a little bit nuts? But the actual shoes themselves are quite inoffensive, and as we all know, Birkis are brilliant for feet. Plus there's no doubting that little girls are going to love that bling. I give them a nonplussed five out of ten. No doubt Bon Jovi fans everywhere will be far more enthused than me.